Algonquin Community Tennis Association

Tennis Jokes and Humor

Submission of any tennis humor or jokes would be appreciated. No jokes will be published that we feel could not be viewed by visitors to this site of any age. Joke submissions should be sent to bobn@algtennis.org.

• To err is human. To put the blame on someone else is doubles.
• Q. What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball? A. See you round
• A tennis player went to the doctor because he heard music whenever he played. The physician cured him by removing his head band.
• You should never marry a tennis player, because to them love means nothing
• Q. What is the definition of endless love? A. Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
• Knock, Knock. Who's there? Tennis! Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.
• Q. What's a horse's favorite sport? A. Stable Tennis.
• Q. Where do ghosts play tennis? A. On a tennis corpse!
• Q. What is the difference between the men's final at Wimbledon and a high school choral performance? A. The tennis final has more men.
• Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back? A. So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.
• Q. Why do elephants wear blue tennis shoes? A. Because the white ones get dirty too fast.
• Q. Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes? A. To hide in the tall, tall grass.

This page last updated 5/02/08

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